Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts

Monday, 3 February 2025

OLS Reflections Quatre-Vingt-Trois — The Audaciously Unfun Ones



OLS Reflections Quatre-Vingt-Trois — The Flamboyantly Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul


Whenever skimming through my earlier creations, sometimes years later, I am often reminded by the E. L. Doctorow quote “Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia”.

After chuckling to myself, especially when it comes to the OLS Reflections — The Unfun Ones series [as well as Words I Made Up], I may be also reminded by another from Some Soulful Writing Quotes:

If you want to write, if you want to create, you must be the most sublime fool that God ever turned out and sent rambling. You must write every single day of your life. You must read dreadful dumb books and glorious books, and let them wrestle in beautiful fights inside your head, vulgar one moment, brilliant the next. You must lurk in libraries and climb the stacks like ladders to sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads. I wish you a wrestling match with your Creative Muse that will last a lifetime. I wish craziness and foolishness and madness upon you. May you live with hysteria, and out of it make fine stories — science fiction or otherwise. Which finally means, may you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world.
― Ray Bradbury


A fool one truly ought to be to indulge in this social schizophrenia we call writing. Now with the Internet, the lunacy might be contagious. Whatever the outcome, Creativity [can and] Shall Set You Free.

With that out of the way, here are the latest babies. Enjoint.



Fool me once, the man will eat for a day. Lead a horse to water, shame on him who drinks for a lifetime.



• Transcend the social ladder. Choose to levitate.


 
• Looking at what people post on social media nowadays, I often feel grateful that during our wacky Hey-Daze times of going out to bars, pubs, clubs, and parties till the mid-late 90s camera phones were not a thing yet.

Equal appreciation, if not more, that TicToc was not around in the following 10 years when one was employed. Just imagining a couple of 22-year-old coworkers in the back area of a 5-star hotel reception suddenly breaking out into some random, awkward dance with lame nonsensical yet choreographed moves — mid shift — while being filmed by another compels one to shake their head and raise their eyebrows. 


 
Do you know that the current gender-neutral, politically correct ‘woke’ term for Sugar Daddies and Sugar Mommas is “Sucrose-Glucose-Fructose Guardian”? It’s obviously Non-GMO. 



I wholeheartedly cherish punctual people who deal in single minutes. “Meet you at 3:47”. Yey, one is not alone! 
 

 
We’ve got to give it up for Facebook for always striving to make their users more friendly with each other while remaining connected. Adding the “snooze for 30 days” option after years of only ‘unfollow’ is quite the smart move. Whether you unfollow people/groups/pages for excessive postings — about politics, religion, New-Age mumbo jumbo, sports, animal-rights petitions, commerciality, babies, whining, selfies — or due to ignorance, bigotry, superficiality, it’s sort of a permanent action. That is, if you don’t feel like the more dramatic ‘unfriend’ or ‘unlike’. ‘Snooze’ on the other hand is a temporary break. 
 
See, before this somewhat novel option sometimes you would manually refollow an account only to find that their first post to plague your newsfeed is an uncanny reminder of why you had unfollowed them in the first place; so you are compelled to re-unfollow them one more time — probably for good. Snoozing, however, is gentler: It gives you the chance to reevaluate the posts in your feeds once every single month. Maybe they’ve changed, maybe you have. Not bad, Facebook, not bad at all.


 
• No one gives exes the [silent] finger more than those who only start to get in shape right past divorce or separation. Simply by showing them that they were not worth their own good health nor deserved their own well-being.
 

 
The cannibal who likes to meat people is called Cheech K. Bob. Whenever late for dinner, he usually gets the cold shoulder. Otherwise he has a ball.


 
• Sometimes while waiting in line by the grocery store cashier(s) I would catch myself watching the food and drinks people buy before looking at their physical appearance, trying to either validate or refute preconceived notions about dietary habits. This mainly occurs in North America where places tend to be bigger and there is more to observe. From skinny vegan to morbidly obese, there is also significant variety to include in my little mental study.

 
 
“Running” for President is one bizarre expression. It implies they are either sporty or afraid — or a bit of both.


OLS Reflections Quatre-Vingt-Trois — The Flamboyantly Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul





 

OLS Reflections Sixty-Six — The Outrageously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Sessantadue — The Scandalously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 60 — The Sensationally Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 五十八 — The Shamelessly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Fifty-Six — The Notoriously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Dreiundfünfzig — The Playfully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Cinquante-et-Un — The Corruptly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة


OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Unfun Ones



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Tuesday, 21 May 2024

OLS Reflections 81 — The Flamboyantly Unfun Ones



OLS Reflections 80 — The Flamboyantly Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul

When the OLS Reflections series was first incepted in 2014 I had absolutely no idea that it will carry on for ten years and counting. As mentioned in the very first list-article,
I will try to arrange them by topic, but probably they will be grouped according to how serious/less serious they are”. Eventually by the third article, OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Unfun Ones, the humorous Unfun sub-category came to being. Today there are over 20 out of the total 80 here on One Lucky Soul, amounting to 200 ha-has to lighten up your existence along with 600 more serious reflections.
 
Another idea proposed in the first article is that I might add the topics in the label à la Goodreads. While this proved to be somewhat impractical, more than 130 of the OLS Reflections actually made it to Goodreads as quotes. One day they shall all be compiled into a book or two. Onward Forward. 

Now let us see whats in store this time.


• Whenever seeing a grown-ass adult drinking milk with their dinner — or lunch — I’m always tempted to burp out loud. By ‘see’ I mean in a movie or something, because I don’t know any serial killers.



• Talking to yourself is perfectly normal. Answering back is a different story.




• “Are you more into Dostoevsky or Bukawski?”, he smugly asked — trying to show off his literary knowledge.

“Uhm, well I snowboarded once. But I’m more of a rollerblades person myself” was the reply.



• Somewhere out there is a rat feeling stuck in a routine, pointlessly competitive, self-defeating work-life existence and is blaming it all on the “Human Race”.




Whenever someone throws a tantrum I usually duck. Other times I goose. Not to crow, but I never quail or chicken out from such fowl play.



Regular massages tend to keep you fit. I don’t know about you, but if am going to get naked around someone, I want to be looking at least presentable... if not somewhat hot. 



“Iran in the morning, then Iraq in the afternoon.”
— Persistently, Americans who don’t say (Eye-)taly



Next time you hear someone confidently ascertain “Everything happens for a reason” just slap their face. When they ask why you have done so, act bewildered and confess that you have no idea. “Must be part of The Plan. You should know though. Aren’t mindless, irritating, thought-terminating platitudes your special department?” could then follow. 



I want to make viral social media videos so I’m buying a car. Where else can one record themselves talking to a screen?

*Remember this trend? Yeah, it was everywhere two/three years ago, which explains how the above 
— among others — was recently salvaged from the 2740 pages long (898,164 words) Reflection file on Pages simply by going up. But those peeps still exist, so I still have to get that car.



Whoever is freaking out about Artificial Intelligence has not fully considered the inconceivably impregnable power of Natural Stupidity.


OLS Reflections 80 — The Flamboyantly Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul
Un reflet من غير ليه


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OLS Reflections Sixty-Six — The Outrageously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Sessantadue — The Scandalously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 60 — The Sensationally Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 五十八 — The Shamelessly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Fifty-Six — The Notoriously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Dreiundfünfzig — The Playfully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Cinquante-et-Un — The Corruptly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة


OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Unfun Ones



 

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Wednesday, 11 August 2021

OLS Reflections Setenta e Cinco — The Dazzlingly Unfun Ones



Omar Cherif mid sunset jamming by the Venice Beach Boardwalk, June 2015


  • Monogamy, monotony, monophagy, monocracy, monopoly, monogyny, monody, monotone, monorail, monotonous, mononucleosis, monoamine oxidase inhibitor… . Not sure where this is going, but I don’t fancy the lonesome sound of it.
     
  • Did they ever unfriend you when they got married then shamelessly re-friended you — or attempted to — when they got divorced?

  • How weird is it to let her sleep in a separate room after sex — from 1 to 10?

  • There should be a word for that intense inexplicable joy when you come across a certain surface with so must dust on it and you know you’re about to be the first one to wipe it in possibly 50 years. 

  • This past year has seen so many deaths, that whenever now someone tells me “Sorry for your loss” — among other messages of condolences — I reply with: “Ah, thank you. We’re all gonna die.” You know, just a dose of reality to make it easier on both of us.

  • He followed his dreams but they wouldn’t follow him back. So he unfollowed them.

  • During his seizure of power Caesar had a seizure. See, ‘Tsar’ originates from Caesar while Caesar salad does not.

  • I don’t bite — unless we’ll both enjoy it.

  • His vocabulary is so expansively extensive and extensively expensive, words often dance on the tip of his tongue — creating novel linguistic hybrids in the process. Other times they’re mixed up missed steaks.

  • Several severely savvy suave saviours saved Varsity’s vision by serving savoury visors as souvenirs.


OLS Reflections Setenta e Cinco — The Dazzlingly Fun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul


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OLS Reflections Sixty-Six — The Outrageously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Sessantadue — The Scandalously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 60 — The Sensationally Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 五十八 — The Shamelessly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Fifty-Six — The Notoriously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Dreiundfünfzig — The Playfully Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Cinquante-et-Un — The Corruptly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة


OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Fun Ones




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Tuesday, 27 April 2021

OLS Reflections Settantatre — The Flagrantly Unfun Ones



OLS Reflections Settantatre — The Flagrantly Fun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul
  • Right between Seventh Heaven and Cloud Nine there is a Magic Eight-Ball. 



  • As a kid I once fell into a well. The experience remained quite traumatic until I learned to let go of the hole thing. O’ well.  



  • There is something about drinking water in a coffee mug and coffee in a “water glass” that makes it unappealing. 



  • I never just flirt with disaster. We cum together and then we snuggle.



  • Discarding the large garbage bag in the kitchen and forgetting to replace it with a new one then while making eggs later you throw away the drippy shells straight into the garbage and Noooo! It’s remarkable how only when it’s airborne do you remember there is no plastic bag. Obviously not before, but usually not much after either. The action and the thought are occurring almost at the same time. Eugh! Off to washing the insides. Top Five most annoying kitchen happenings — Fo Sho.  



  • You’re not a real man until you can change attire in less than five minutes. 
     


  • Throughout 10 years of cooking I don’t think I’ve ever used just one clove of garlic — even when the recipe says so.



  • I’ve always been a walking paradox… until I learned to sit down.



  • Marriage is called an ‘institution’ because you must be somewhat mental to get into it. You first seek asylum but then end up living in one. You don’t see it? Well, consider how in Spanish, ‘esposas’ means wives as well as handcuffs. Uhu. Also in Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian, ‘married’ and ‘poison’ share the same word: ‘Gift’! Quite ironic for English-speakers, huh. But hey, rest assured, these are absolutely nothing but linguistic coincidences.

    Marriage jokes aside, if I’ll ever decide to get into a romantic relationship again, I have three matters to investigate first: Do you agree with “Correlation does not imply causation” and what does it mean to you? The second would be finding out if she’s one of those travellers who clap right after a plane lands, thinking that the pilot can hear them. A final stop would be taking them to a trip somewhere where the Internet is ridiculously slow — just to get to know who they truly are at the core. Then we see... and only then.



  • When you only have sex in the missionary position it shows on your face. 

 

OLS Reflections Settantatre — The Flagrantly Fun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul

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OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة 

OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Dodici — The Appeasingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Unfun Ones
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Saturday, 28 March 2020

OLS Reflections 71 — The Frightfully Unfun Ones



OLS Reflections 71 — The Frightfully Fun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul

  • I knew of a girl whose brother worked for the second cousin of the neighbour of the latter’s redheaded buddy who went visiting a forest one afternoon in 1992 where he spotted a large number of trees. How uniquely spectacular that was that.

  • Every time someone tells me you’re overthinking it I overthink it.

  • Sometimes you need to get off your high horse and hop on your drunk unicorn.

  • If during the decade working for corporate you didn’t impress me enough when we first met, I’ve most likely made filter tips out of your business card. So Thank You, I guess.

  • The sex was so phenomenally wild last night, even the neighbours woke up smiling yet still shy to look into each other’s eyes.

  • Every time a clothes hanger with a non-rotating hook breaks in my hands I rejoice in pure ecstasy.

  • Did you know October is National Sarcastic Awareness Month? Now isn’t that a phenomenally useful bit of info!

  • I once sank into madness. Thankfully I remained alive when a purple tie-dye inflatable unicorn gave me a horn. Then my hand slipped when once again I lost my grip on reality. What not to say: I had let my mind wander and it never came back. 

  • What if Trump was, unbeknownst to him, channelling an apocalyptic event from the near future that is Covid-19 when he famously shared “Covfefe” with the entire world? 

  • I wonder if rats who feel stuck in a routine self-defeating life blame it on the “Human Race”. 


OLS Reflections 71 — The Frightfully Fun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul
Coutcha cat in a hat
Why Cats Are Not Dogs




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OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة 

OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Dodici — The Appeasingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Unfun Ones
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Saturday, 13 April 2019

Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth




Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul

  • Connedsumer (n): One who is tricked into purchasing things they do not need.

  • Barracruda (n): A large, ferocious ray-finned fish known for being offensively rude and unrefined.

  • Ohmelette (n): A dish of beaten eggs that leaves one tremendously surprised right upon eating it.

  • Doobious (adj): Hesitant and unsure due to smoking a joint.

  • Melansonge (n): Une combinaison de plusieurs contrevérités.

  • Lurepack (name): A brand of butter used by criminals to entice and allure certain groups of people.

  • Cuntstable (n): A police rank designated for exceptionally contemptible and obnoxious officers.

  • Outvention (n): An invention made outdoors.

  • Instigator (n): Ancient reptile that likes to start things.    

  • Diaphragram (n): A simple drawing or sketch of a muscular partition separating between the lungs and the stomach of mammals.  



“Words mean more than what is set down on paper.
It takes the human voice to infuse them with shades
of deeper meaning.”
Maya Angelou





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Wednesday, 20 March 2019

OLS Reflections Sixty-Six — The Outrageously Unfun Ones




OLS Reflections Sixty-Six — The Outrageously Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul

  • For few days every months many women tend to ovaryact. Well, I should have remembered that PMS jokes are never funny, period.

  • Can February March? No, but April May. Speaking of, March is my least favourite month of the year because I don’t like to be told what to do. 

  • I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you a douche, a doofus, and a schmuck. I truly thought you already knew.

  • The few times I dated school teachers the pervert in me loved to tell and text them stuff like: “Are we meeting after you’re done with school?”

  • Sometimes I question my existence; occasionally it replies. Other times I question my sanity; but my existence doesn’t like it, so it always interrupts.

  • I was eating at this place where the waitress was extremely rude. She was still expecting a tip, so I gave her the first that came to mind: “Being rude will not get you too far in life, young lady.”

  • That humiliating moment when someone authoritatively correct another’s mistake with a mitsake. 

  • If your name is John Smith your parents are probably lazy. 

  • To dry themselves after showering, many women use a variety of towels — one for the hair, another for the body, a third for the left pinky and so on. For us men it’s one lonesome towel: You start on the face, then down there drying the balls, up to the eyes, back down again for the asshole before going up one more time for your hair. The secret? you may ask. While males are naturally brute like that so they don’t really care, this single towel we use is always, always afflicted with amnesia.

  • When someone throws a tantrum I usually duck. Other times I goose. 

OLS Reflections Sixty-Six — The Outrageously Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul
Coutcha having an afternoon nap by the Mediterranean
Why Cats Are Not Dogs




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OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Dodici — The Appeasingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Unfun Ones
 
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Wednesday, 19 December 2018

OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Unfun Ones



OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul

  • Tonight I will get inside a time machine, attempting to change the course of history. You will know I’ve succeeded if humans can speak Dolphinese and fluently communicate with cats and dogs, we got rid of silent letters and clothes hangers with non-rotating hooks, and there are no February 29. Oh, one last thing: “Teethbrush”.

  • Misplaced commas are utterly, egregious. Oh well, I should have remembered that punctuation jokes are rarely ever funny, period. Here are a couple of other points to ponder on [..].

  • In a sincere effort to help their users get a life, as of December 1st Facebook will automatically change all relationship statuses from “It’s Complicated” to “It’s Time To Move On”.

  • Oftentimes I try to accomplish a certain task before the microwave hits ‘0’ like the fate of the entire human race depends on it. There is something thrilling about that countdown.

  • Which comes first: Recent Past or Current History?

  • Next time someone asks me to say something “in my own words”, I’ll look at them all seriously then say: “Tarabantini Parampal Hee Haw @—# Boop Thnoop. Halla Palo Paraclimidia, Todd?”

  • Whoever cooks rice and peas in the same pot is one filthy humanoid.

  • To find out the who the Head Nurse is look for the one with the constantly red knees.

  • The sex was so phenomenally wild last night, even the neighbours shared a smoke then took a shower afterwards. Today they woke up smiling yet still shy to look into each other’s eyes for too long.

  • I once took LSD in the clinic of a yellow submarine. There was no stethoscope or microscope, not even a periscope. But hey! It was all in kaleidoscope. So just by learning how to cope you end with the full scope. Pretty dope. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul
Streetart by @nofal.one
World Art Through My Lens

 


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OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Dodici — The Appeasingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Unfun Ones
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