Words I Made Up — The Twenty First

It took a full year since Words I Made Up — The Twentieth to follow with another list-article in the series. As mentioned on multiple occasions, once they reach 200 the neologisms will be compiled into one silly and absurdly ridiculous book. They already have and, a decade later, it is about time, so I am currently mid the publishing process. Stay tuned. A whole new language is being invented here while enriching the current one.

Soon you will be able to check the entire collection while sitting on the toilet. Sure you could have always done that on the phone, but there is something rather charming about flipping pages with the same hand used to handle your business. O’ you Lucky Souls.

Now Onward Forward with the new babies. 

 

 
• Peeromania (n): Impulse-control disorder characterised by an excessive desire to set one's friends on fire. 

 

• Ha!mock (n): Canvas bed suspended from two supporting cords at both ends, which once you lie in starts to ridicule and make fun of you while gently swinging left and right.

 

• Subpoeña Colada: To order or summon someone for a tropical cocktail. 

• Truant (n. and adj): An authentic insect that skips school.

• Congatulation (n): How Latin American drummers express joy between one another. 

• Stresspassing (v): When an anxious person enters someone’s land or property without permission; equally used when the owner is the one with anxiety. 

• Aboar (v): To loath and detest wild pigs; to regard them with extreme repugnance. 

• Nileist (n.): A distrustful Egyptian cynic.

From the same lands of the Cairopractor* (n.) [from Words I Made Up — The Eighteenth]: Practitioner of complementary medicine treating misaligned joints who is based in the Egyptian capital. 

Some Nilelists can also be either Cairopractors but not necessarily.

• Aroam (v): To move around part aimlessly and part following a specific scent. 



• Insalt (v): To disrespect someone by throwing white crystalline spices at them anywhere outside traditional weddings.  

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The Words I Made Up series first saw the light in September 2015. And just like the OLS Reflections, I had absolutely no idea it will last for almost a decade and counting.

As mentioned in the first list-article, “... My thoughts are often invaded by new single words. Sometimes I wake up with one in my head, such as ‘Jalapeñonated’. Other times, it’s while meditating, showering, reading, or just relaxing.

Knowing that language is beautiful yet elusive and limiting, the trilingual logo-lexophile in me now finds exquisite joy to give the made-up words proper definitions. For perhaps someday they could be used in appropriate situations — even make it to dictionaries and thesauruses. Who knows. Because, when you think about it, one way or another all words are made up. So maybe we should play around with language. ...”

‘Jalapeñonated’ was later defined as: Being so assertive and dogmatic in one’s opinions that your face turns red and you start sweating and tearing. Yeah, pfff.

The following are the most recent neologisms, reaching 200 babies in total, which will soon be compiled into one hilariously absurd, ridiculously silly book:   

 

• On the lamb: Running away, especially from police, by riding on the back of a young sheep.



• Exaspiration: Feeling of intense irritation or annoyance due to the end of one’s life. 

• Crag: A stoned rocker who brags till they become a drag.  

• Lipelule: A pill-popping French dragonfly.

  

• Acanemia: Condition that develops in hard-working scholars when blood produces a lower-than-normal amount of healthy red blood cells.

• Limsp: Hobbling in one’s walk and talk.

• Cellsius: Scale of temperature inside prison.

 

 

• Starewell: Long, vertical passage in a building around which a set of stairs is built that could only be used when one fixedly gazes at it. 

 

 

• Embark: When dogs go on board a ship or aircraft.  

• Manga cum load: To graduate, with a great bang, with a degree in Japanese comics, cartoons, and animations.

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Words I Made Up — The Sixteenth 

 

Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth

 

Words I Made Up — The Eighteenth

 

Words I Made Up — The Nineteenth

 

Words I Made Up — The Nineteenth

Following a brief hiatus, here are ten new babies. Whenever the neologisms reach 200 words with the next list I will be compiling them all into a lighthearted book. Finally!

 

• Psychedelicatessen: Retail establishment that sells a selection of fine, exotic, or foreign ready-to-consume hallucinogens.



• Gondonzola: Light flat-bottomed rowing boat steered by blue-cheese-eating Italians.



• Wontonness: The state of creating deliberate and unrestrained reckless havoc after ingesting a type of Chinese dumpling.



• Twolip: Genus of plants that resembles a mouth.



• Lumberjackoff: Annoying, obnoxious person who cuts down trees just for the hell of it.



• Apocalithp: Catastrophic event involving the demise of all people who lisp.



• Aghastronomy: The practice or art of choosing, cooking, and eating horrifyingly shocking food.



• Birday: The anniversary of the day on which an egg hatches.



• Chez Nanigans: Restaurant where devious and mischievous activities take place.



• Gassassin: Someone who murders a prominent person by farting on them.

 

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Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth

 

Words I Made Up — The Eighteenth  

Words I Made Up — The Eighteenth

The previous Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth was published on 13 April 2019. Today we are 6 July 2021. Instead of the average one article every few months, it took me two years and two months to come up with ten novel words. Quite a telling realisation, which says a whole lot about my latest state of mind. As mentioned before, I used to wake up with some words on the tip of my tongue, not much the case these days. Oh well. Onward Forward, even if at certain parts of the journey we move significantly slow; or even if we stop for a while to look around, or to assess the situation, or to just smell the flowers. What is most important is that, in the Big Picture, one is moving ahead. Enjoint.   

• Happee: When you’re so cheerful you urinate a little.
  
  
  

• 3abeedient: Obedient like an Arabic-speaking slave.
  
  
  

• Capricorn: Edible plant grown on an Italian island.

• Chai Ti: Meditative martial art practiced solely by tea drinkers. 

• Procrastination: A country in which everyone is always late. 

 

• Ossodoku: Braised veal shank which can only be eaten after solving a mathematical puzzle. 

• Bon Appétitty/Appetitty: A salutation to a toddler who’s about to breastfeed. 

 

• Standoffice: Being cold and distant at the workplace.

 

• Cairopractor: Practitioner of complementary medicine treating misaligned joints who is based in the Egyptian capital. 

• Fish Finder’s Fees: Commission paid to someone who facilitated the location of fish underwater using their own sound-energy instrument. 
  

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Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth

• Connedsumer (n): One who is tricked into purchasing things they do not need.

• Barracruda (n): A large, ferocious ray-finned fish known for being offensively rude and unrefined.

• Ohmelette (n): A dish of beaten eggs that leaves one tremendously surprised right upon eating it.

• Doobious (adj): Hesitant and unsure due to smoking a joint.

• Melansonge (n): Une combinaison de plusieurs contrevérités.

• Lurepack (name): A brand of butter used by criminals to entice and allure certain groups of people.

• Cuntstable (n): A police rank designated for exceptionally contemptible and obnoxious officers.

• Outvention (n): An invention made outdoors.

• Instigator (n): Ancient reptile that likes to start things.    

• Diaphragram (n): A simple drawing or sketch of a muscular partition separating between the lungs and the stomach of mammals.  

“Words mean more than what is set down on paper.
It takes the human voice to infuse them with shades
of deeper meaning.”
― Maya Angelou

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• Contradickt (v): To oppose someone just for the hell of it.

• Mightard (n): A condiment resembling mustard which you could use but don’t have to. 

• Bratworst (n): The most badly behaved German child.

• Melonites (n): Members of certain religious groups who feed solely on large round fruits with sweet pulpy flesh.

• Peena Colada (n): Sweet cocktail made with rum, coconut cream or coconut milk, and pineapple juice that makes one urinate like mad. 

• Social Media Influenza (n): A credible social media user who have built a reputation for their knowledge and expertise on the contagious “flu” virus.  

• Good Beau (adj): A bilingual dog who is well-behaved as well as good-looking. Also used as a term of endearment for bilingual human boys.
  
  

• Hurrycane (n): A running stick used only when in a haste, typically when fleeing from a violent storm.

• Kalbitchah — كلبيتشة (n): A female Arab American dog.

• Cat-Mon-Doux (proper noun): A city in Nepal inhabited solely by exceptionally gentle and sweet felines.  

• Procubine (n): An advantageous mistress. 

“How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.”
― David Foster Wallace, The Pale King

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Words I Made Up — The Fifteenth

After The Fourteenth, here come the newborns...

• Purgian (n): Someone who gets rid of their Iranian rugs and carpets.

• Budsget (n): Money saved for and/or spent on weed.

• Fununfair (n): A carnival at which goers can only watch others amuse themselves by riding machines and playing games without being allowed to do the same.

• Concierge (n): A fake, deceptive wax candle commonly used for religious ceremony.

• Sir Lanocelot (n): Name of the legendary wild cat that belonged to King Arthur.

• Kintucky (proper noun): A state where everybody is related.

• Buddhapest (proper noun): A city inhabited solely by enlightened insects. 

• Dienamite (n): Lethal explosives.

• Connunciation (n): When you mean one word but utter its opposite.

• Dyeabetes (n): A disease in which the increased sugar level in the blood requires a certain colourant to return to its normal levels.

“But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.” 

— George Orwell

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Words I Made Up — The Fourteenth 

Words I Made Up — The Sixteenth 

 

Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth

 

Words I Made Up — The Fourteenth

Following The Thirteenth, here are more newborns.

• Investigator (n): Ancient reptile with a highly-developed sense of money.
  
  Some dim-witted people may choose to define it as: Ancient reptile who wears a vest. But that clearly doesn’t make any sense since gators do not wear clothes. Humans! 

• Jewbilee (n): A notable anniversary of a certain Judaic event, especially one celebrating twenty-five or fifty years.

• Cheekyta (n): An impudent little girl.

• Dicktate (v): Give orders to one’s penis by speaking to it out loud.

• Jewpeter (n): A large planet, possibly in an alternate universe, where all inhabitants are Jewish men named Peter.

• Escaligator (n): Ancient reptile capable of using moving staircases.

• Briberry (n): A small roundish juicy fruit you offer someone as a gift to persuade them to act in your favour.

• Adolf Hit-her (n): A megalomaniac dictator who’s also a woman beater.

• Skateholder (n): A person with an interest or concern in roller skating, ice skating, and/or skateboarding, especially as a business.

• Cockytail (n): An alcoholic beverage that renders its drinker conceited and arrogant.
  

“Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite
horror of their reality.”
— Edgar Allan Poe

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Words I Made Up — The Thirteenth

• Bwitch (n): An overbearingly unpleasant sorceress.

• Jill-Babs (name): A feminine given name common between traditional Arab immigrants who adhere to a certain religious dress code.

• Paul Vault (n): A track and field sport in which people named Paul use a long, flexible post to jump over a horizontal bar.

• Paul Volt (n): A sport in which people named Paul jump in a sudden motion after being electrocuted. 

• Pantsylvania (n): A state where everyone wears trousers at all times.

• Cardadad (n): Spice made from the seeds of several plants in the ginger family solely used by fathers who cook. 

• Dysfunkional (adj): Unable to deal or operate adequately unless listening to a style of rhythmic dance music of African American origin based on elements of soul, jazz, and R&B.

• Trendscend (v): To go beyond or surpass all fashions and styles.

• Feettuccini (n): Egg and flour pasta made flat by stepping on it.

• Bae leaves (n): Aromatic leaves of several plants used by young people when cooking for their boyfriends or girlfriends.

“Don’t gobblefunk around with words.”
― Roald Dahl

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Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth

Words I Made Up — The Twelfthquel

After The Eleventhquel, here is number 12 with the newborns.

• Cumclude (v): Bring something to an end or arrive at a judgment or opinion right after orgasming.

• Brain Scammer (n): A hollow metal cylindrical machine used to produce deceptive and fraudulent brain images.

• Transcentdental (adj): Related to going beyond smelly teeth.

• Albuquirky (n): A large, highly populated city of New Mexico that is peculiar and eccentric. 

• Fathommm (v): Understand something or someone on a mystical, symbolic level.

• Fathohm (v): To reach an electrifying level of understanding.

• Cheech K. Bob (name): A Turkish man who likes to meat people.

• Sannoyed (n): An arctic breed of large, fluffy white herding dogs that always seem to be irritated.

• Posthummus (adj): Occurring, awarded, or appearing after eating a Middle Eastern appetiser and dip made of cooked, mashed chickpeas, tahini, olive oil, and lemon juice.

• Seachelles (n): Officially the Republic of Seachelles, is an archipelago and country in the Indian Ocean shaped as the shell of marine mollusks.

“It is not that the meaning cannot be explained. But there are certain meanings
that are lost forever the moment they are explained in words.”
― Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

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Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth

Words I Made Up — The Eleventhquel

After reaching 100 with Words I Made Up — The Tenthquel, here are more babies.

• Smug Check (n): A test performed once every two years to see whether a driver is vain, conceited, and/or showing excessive pride in themselves, which will jeopardise their driving abilities and the safety of everyone on the road.

• Doppelgängbanger (n): A double of a living person who takes part in forcible, often violent group sex with a single willing partner.

• Koala Lumpur (name): A city located somewhere between Malaysia and Australia that is exclusively inhabited by cute-looking arboreal herbivorous marsupials.

• Beer-Review (n): Evaluation of scientific, academic, or professional work by others working in the same field which they work on while drunk.

• Cliptomania (n): A recurrent urge to steal edited video footages, typically without regard for need or profit.

• Cuntribute (v): To provide or supply jerkish matters.

• Louzi (name): Ancient philosopher known for being repulsive and contemptible. 

• Clamity (n): Damaging disaster caused by a shelled marine mollusc.

• Shoebacca (name): A hairy gentle giant fictional character who can heel your sole.

• Allegorithm (n): A process or set of rules about a certain story or poem which would reveal a hidden meaning if followed.

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Words I Made Up — The Tenthquel

Ladies and Gents, I am happy to announce that after The Ninthquel, the Words I Made Up Series reached number 10. That is 100 new words and their definitions. Youppy. As mentioned before, I plan on gathering them in a book: a small thesaurus of novel words and their meanings for everyone to use. Until then, enjoy the following newborns. 
 

• Melondrama (n): Sensational dramatic play or piece about round, sweet seeded fruits.

• Nicoteen (n): Addictive chemical solely used and abused by adolescents.

• Asqueen (n) : The wife of an asking.

• Approveal (n): The action of agreeing with or accepting eating the flesh of a calf.

• Lavable (adj): Deserving loving affection but in a scorchingly hot and volcanic way.

• Ukay (exclamation/adj/adv/n/v): The British version of ‘Okay’.

• Introperverted (adj): To be shy and reserved regarding one’s abnormal sexual practices and tendencies.

• Rum-on sentence (n): Rum-on sentence: When the writer is so inebriated, they forget to use appropriate conjunctions or punctuation between different clauses.

• Sinchronicity (n): Concept holding that immoral acts, which are considered to be a transgression against divine law, are “meaningful coincidences” if they occur with no causal relationship yet seem to be meaningfully related.

• Clitaurus (n): Book that lists words in groups of synonyms of, and concepts about, the female sex organ.

“Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly — they’ll go through anything. You read and you’re pierced.”
― Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

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Words I Made Up — The Ninthquel

Following Words I Made Up — The Eightquel, here is Mambo Number 9. The babies are approaching a hundred words and sooner or later I will gather them in a book. Next endeavour is invading the English language dictionaries, one by one, slowly but surely. Mark my words, literally.

• Newsing (n): A period of reflection or thought about newly received or noteworthy information, especially about recent events.

• Cuntcentrate (v): Focus one’s attention on jerkish matters.

• Tristess (n): A Priestess who’s always sad.

• Haribak (n and v) [ هاريبك ] : Arabic gummy candy which freaks whoever eats it.

• Styromania (n): An obsessive desire to set fire to food containers made of expanded polystyrene.

• Asstrologist (n): A person who tells others about their character and predict their future using the positions of the Moon, the Sun, the planets, and their asses.

• Idiotsyncrasy (n): A mode of behaviour or way of thought particular to a stupid person.

• Califlower (n): An annual vegetable endemic to California.

• Kashcavalry (n): Soldiers who fight on horseback while eating a semi-hard yellow cheese made of cow milk, sheep milk, or both.

• Déjà Rue (n): The feeling that you’ve been in this street before. 

“I turned silences and nights into words. What was unutterable, I wrote down.
I made the whirling world stand still.”
― Arthur Rimbaud, A Season in Hell/The Drunken Boat

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