Friday, 16 March 2018

OLS Reflections Fifty-Six — The Notoriously Fun Ones

  • Once as a kid I fell into a well. The experience remained quite traumatic until I learned to let go of the hole thing. Oh well.

  • My biological clock may be ticking, but I can’t hear it properly due to the singing cuckoo.

  • Do you know that worrying really works? 98.7 percent of the things I worry about never happen.

  • Next time someone asks what I do I’ll tell them I’m an existentialist-turned-transcendentalist psychonaut, and wait for that face. I’ll smile then sternly say that I’m really a junior financial planning analyst, and wait for that other face.

  • Did you know that the real purpose of the office neck ID holders is for when the boss decides to take those wearing them either for a ride or out for a walk?

  • Answering an anonymous letter pseudonymously is synonymous with it autonomously happening posthumously.

  • His expectations are so high, they always leave him loaded — bluntly speaking.

  • Hymen should be called Hywomen. Or maybe hi, women.
  • Now that female pilots are common, mayhap Cockpits are ought to be called Cocktits. Or the Cock bit is conveniently removed.

  • March is my least favourite month because I don’t like to be told what to do.

Woof! Kool new mural by @muckrock on the Venice Beach Boardwalk.

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