Words I Made Up — The Fourquel

 

After Words I Made Up, The Sequel, and The Threequel, I’m happy to share the fourth sibling.

• Catsigate (v): When felines criticise someone or something in a severe manner.

• Masperturbation (n): Anxiety and mental uneasiness due to lack of masturbation.

• Whorechata (n): A milky beverage made of ground almonds, sesame seeds, rice and barley, which is favoured by prostitutes.

• Debrief (v): The act of taking off underwear while sharing important information.

• Déjà tue (n): The feeling that you’ve killed this person before. 

• Granula Bar (n): A small compact form of rolled oats mixed with dried fruit, nuts, brown sugar or honey.

• Dramaphone (n): Apparatus intended for reproducing whining sounds. 

• Uconoclast (n): A person who accuses others of attacking their cherished beliefs or the institutions to which they belong, generally used as a comeback after first being accused of the same thing.

• Hamstering (v): Crippling a burrowing rodent by cutting off the tendons at the back of its knees.

• Complacenta (n): Organ found in some pregnant mammals, which nourishes and maintains the foetus until it starts feeling somewhat smug and conceited.
  

“Some people have a way with words, and other people... oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

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Words I Made Up

Words I Made Up — The Sequel

 

Words I Made Up — The Threequel  

Words I Made Up — The Fifthquel

Words I Made Up — The Sixquel  

Words I Made Up — The Seventhquel

Words I Made Up — The Eightquel

Words I Made Up — The Ninthquel

Words I Made Up — The Tenthquel

Words I Made Up —  The Eleventhquel

Words I Made Up — The Twelfthquel
 
Words I Made Up — The Thirteenth

Words I Made Up — The Fourteenth   

Words I Made Up — The Fifteenth   

Words I Made Up — The Sixteenth

Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth