- Catsigate (v): When felines rebuke or criticise someone in a severe manner.
- Masperturbation (n): Anxiety and mental uneasiness due to lack of masturbation.
- Whorechata (n): A milky beverage made of ground almonds, sesame seeds, rice and barley, which is favoured by prostitutes.
- Debrief (v): The act of taking off underwear while sharing important information.
- Déjà tue (n): The feeling that you’ve killed this person before.
- Granula Bar (n): A small compact form of rolled oats mixed with dried fruit, nuts, brown sugar or honey.
- Dramaphone (n): Apparatus solely intended for reproducing whining sounds.
- Uconoclast (n): A person who accuses others of attacking their cherished beliefs or the institutions to which they belong, generally used as a comeback after first being accused of the same thing.
- Hamstering (v): Crippling a burrowing rodent by cutting off the tendons at the back of its knees.
- Complacenta (n): Organ found in some pregnant mammals which nourishes and
maintain the foetus until it starts feeling somewhat smug and conceited.
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― Steve Martin
― Steve Martin
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