Words I Made Up — The Ninthquel

Following Words I Made Up — The Eightquel, here is Mambo Number 9. The babies are approaching a hundred words and sooner or later I will gather them in a book. Next endeavour is invading the English language dictionaries, one by one, slowly but surely. Mark my words, literally.

• Newsing (n): A period of reflection or thought about newly received or noteworthy information, especially about recent events.

• Cuntcentrate (v): Focus one’s attention on jerkish matters.

• Tristess (n): A Priestess who’s always sad.

• Haribak (n and v) [ هاريبك ] : Arabic gummy candy which freaks whoever eats it.

• Styromania (n): An obsessive desire to set fire to food containers made of expanded polystyrene.

• Asstrologist (n): A person who tells others about their character and predict their future using the positions of the Moon, the Sun, the planets, and their asses.

• Idiotsyncrasy (n): A mode of behaviour or way of thought particular to a stupid person.

• Califlower (n): An annual vegetable endemic to California.

• Kashcavalry (n): Soldiers who fight on horseback while eating a semi-hard yellow cheese made of cow milk, sheep milk, or both.

• Déjà Rue (n): The feeling that you’ve been in this street before. 

“I turned silences and nights into words. What was unutterable, I wrote down.
I made the whirling world stand still.”
― Arthur Rimbaud, A Season in Hell/The Drunken Boat

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Words I Made Up

Words I Made Up — The Sequel

 

Words I Made Up — The Threequel  

Words I Made Up — The Fourquel

Words I Made Up — The Fifthquel

Words I Made Up — The Sixquel  

Words I Made Up — The Seventhquel

Words I Made Up — The Eightquel

Words I Made Up — The Tenthquel

Words I Made Up —  The Eleventhquel

Words I Made Up — The Twelfthquel
 
Words I Made Up — The Thirteenth

Words I Made Up — The Fourteenth   

Words I Made Up — The Fifteenth  

Words I Made Up — The Sixteenth 

Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth