OLS Reflections Sessantadue — The Scandalously Unfun Ones

• People on a diet deserve to have a salad dressing called “200 Islands”. A more extreme option would be the “Seven Islands”.

• A wise man once said: Those who fear tomorrow should go to sleep and wake up after tomorrow.

• Sometimes I lay wide awake in bed wondering what those who write ‘HBD’, ‘K’, and ‘RIP’ do with all the extra time they save. TBH IMO ATM IDK 🥴. LMFAO.
  
  
  Other nights it’s the voices in my head that keep me busy. Three out of six usually want to sleep; one still cannot get over the fact that the Alphabet, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa, Baa, Black Sheep all have the same tune; another muse on one simple query, that is if penguins have knees; and then there is the last one who does nothing but scream repeatedly and frantically [and palindromically]: “DammitimmaD. DammitimmaD. DammitimmaD” while staring at himself in a mirror.
  
  
  Now some of you may deem this absolute bollocks since there are no mirrors in anyone’s head. To those silly sceptics I would like to say that the inner world is a mere reflection of the outer one; hence it is all one big mirror on the inside through which there is a tapestry made of millions of other smaller shattered pieces of mirrors. Ha-Ha. Joke’s on you, smarty pants.
  
  
  It’s truly one jolly circus up here, me tell you. Entertaining it certainly is, yet turning it all off on occasions still remains tempting, let alone needed. YOLO 🫠.
  
  
  Embrace the Full Lunacy
  For your own sanity. Hi-Hi.
  
  
  

• “Florence”, really? I’ve told you before that the reason why many hurricane evacuations fail is because they give them nonthreatening names names like Andrew, Bonnie, Irene, Igor, Ingrid, Gustave, Sandy… and Florence. Name that shit Hurricane Megalodon XZ-9000 and watch everyone evacuate days earlier.

• Constipated people don’t give a shit. Speaking of, “Taking a shit” is a bizarre expression. Because I usually leave one.

• Darling, you’re just a fluffy cloud filled with cotton candy marshmallow and anxiety.

• No one can take you for a ride or drive you crazy unless you hand them the keys.

• After finding out I’m a writer, a seductive woman asked for three double entendres. So I told her: “If I said you have a stunning callipygian body, would you hold it against me?” Then I gave her two sloppy ones — in one.

• In a sincere effort to help their users get a life, as of December 1st Facebook will automatically change all relationship statuses from “It’s Complicated” to “It’s Time To Move On”.
  
  
  
• Tonight I will get inside a time machine, attempting to change the course of history. You will know I’ve succeeded if humans can speak Dolphinese and fluently communicate with cats and dogs, we got rid of silent letters and clothes hangers with non-rotating hooks, energy is unlimited while electricity is free ― because Tesla!, and there is no February 29. O’, one last thing: “TEETHbrush”.
  
  
  
  
  
  
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