- Eight out of ten times when I see anything with ‘DKNY’ on it I think of a donkey.
- You can put sun in my Sundays, even fun in my funeral. But do not put turd in my Saturdays.
- I go to an underwater gym to grow my mussels.
- When someone throws a tantrum I usually duck.
- I saw a man on the beach skillfully flying a kite, so I told him to keep it up.
- AutoCorrect has become my worst enema. Oh Shift! This is annoying as he’ll. We’ll, Happy Ducking Halloweed, every buddy.
- Tonight I will get inside a time machine, attempting to change the course of history. You will know I've succeeded if humans can speak Dolphinese, there is no February 29, and between Saturday and Sunday there is Saturnday.
- Thinking allowed is aloud.
- Trisexual: A person who's into having sex while riding a tricycle.
- Wonders Does Psychology Reverse.
OLS REFLECTIONS TRE — The Mildly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS SEIS — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS Девять — The Pacifyingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS DODICI — The Appeasingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS QUATORZE — The Mitigatingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS VENTI — The Quiescently Fun Ones
OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Fun Ones
OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Fun Ones