Saturday, 11 June 2016

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Fun Ones




  • I like girls who can express themselves through grimaces, as in animated faces. It shows they are comfortable in their own skin and confident about who they are.

  • One day, I’d like to have a baby boy so I can dress him in my favourite team’s jersey then go around telling people how much I’m proud of him because he just happens to cheer for the same team.

  • It is truly remarkable how all recent presidents of Egypt are insisting on entering history from its asshole. 

  • Smoking hash in California is like speaking French there; it makes you look sophisticated, even when you’re not.

  • “I LOVE the feeling of a condom on my penis,” said no man ever.

  • According to Creationism humanity was born out of incest, different degrees of it. Let that sink in for a moment, consanguineous Brothers and Sisters.

  • The time it takes you to realize that it’s too soon to leave the house after ingesting the “Drink-Me” Magick Potion is inversely proportional to the time it takes you to realize that it’s too late. Just kidding: Time is an illusion.

  • 2016 marks my twentieth year of living alone, which means that I’ve lived alone more than I did with people. And sometimes we wonder how come I enjoy solitude so much or why I took writing as a vocation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


  • I think it’s about time humanity gets rid of clothes hangers with non-rotating hooks.

  •  اليُمْنُ والبَرَكَات أولاد عم الصَّبْرُ والسُلُوًّان


ALSO VIEW:

OLS REFLECTIONS TRE — The Mildly Fun Ones

OLS REFLECTIONS SEIS — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones

OLS REFLECTIONS Девять — The Pacifyingly Fun Ones

OLS REFLECTIONS DODICI — The Appeasingly Fun Ones 

OLS REFLECTIONS QUATORZE — The Mitigatingly Fun Ones

OLS REFLECTIONS SIEBZEHN — The Peacefully Fun Ones

OLS REFLECTIONS VENTI — The Quiescently Fun Ones

OLS REFLECTIONS पच्चीस — The Soothingly Fun Ones
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