OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

• I like females who can express themselves through grimaces, as in animated faces. It shows they are comfortable in their own skin and confident about who they are.

• One day, I’d like to have a baby boy so I can dress him in my favourite team’s jersey then go around telling people how much I’m proud of him because he just happens to cheer for the same team.

• It is truly remarkable how all recent presidents of Egypt are insisting on entering history from its asshole. 

• Smoking hash in California is like speaking French there; it makes you look sophisticated, even when you’re not.

• “I LOVE the feeling of a condom on my penis,” said no man ever.

• According to Creationism humanity was born out of incest, different degrees of it. Let that sink in for a moment, consanguineous Brothers and Sisters.

• The time it takes you to realize that it’s too soon to leave the house after ingesting the “Drink-Me” Magick Potion is inversely proportional to the time it takes you to realize that it’s too late. Just kidding: Time is an illusion.

• 2016 marks my twentieth year of living alone, which means that I’ve lived alone more than I did with people. And sometimes we wonder how come I enjoy solitude so much or why I took writing as a vocation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  
  
  
• I think it’s about time humanity gets rid of clothes hangers with non-rotating hooks.

•  اليُمْنُ والبَرَكَات أولاد عم الصَّبْرُ والسُلُوًّان

The horny days in Toronto, 2012

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OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Unfun Ones

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OLS Reflections 60 — The Sensationally Unfun Ones

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OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

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