OLS Reflections Dreiundfünfzig — The Playfully Unfun Ones

• The weather is so beautiful here today that many people came out to walk their phones.

• Have you ever noticed how some older folks end their Facebook comments and messages with a signature? “Beautiful picture. Aunt Dolores.” Omar Cherif.

• Whenever I contradict myself I don’t.

• Verifiable Truth: When a woman is phenomenal in bed there is a pretty fair chance that outside of the bed she is freakin’ mental. I actually once knew this kinky one who kept her mood swing in the front yard.

• 7 out of 5 people struggle with simple maths.

• Whenever I get into an empty elevator and smell cheap perfume or body odour and then someone comes in, I’m always tempted to tell them that the scent was there before me. But I never actually do it so it doesn’t seem like I’m taking a defensive stance. 

• Sometimes I question my existence; occasionally it replies.

• Have you ever been tempted to cordially congratulate a woman for pregnancy but didn’t do it because you were reluctant that it might just be her belly? Say the truth.

• I can’t stand people who add Latin phrases to their sentences to sound intellectual, nor those who use words from Eastern religions and philosophies to appear enlightened. Carpe Omnia, everyone. Namaste.

• Have you ever noticed how when we trip, slip, or lose our balance in public we always turn around and look at the ground as if we’re blaming it for our quirkiness? It’s like we cannot believe we could do this to ourselves.
  

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OLS Reflections Sixty-Six — The Outrageously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Sessantadue — The Scandalously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 60 — The Sensationally Unfun Ones

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OLS Reflections Cinquante-et-Un — The Corruptly Unfun Ones

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OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Unfun Ones

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OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Dodici — The Appeasingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Unfun Ones