- If you’re going to eat a banana in public then at least make some eye contact.
- I once lent my ear to a deaf guy. He still couldn't hear.
- MILTTT © : Mothers I’d Like To Talk To.
- A bilingual anagramist named Jamal sees beauty in “ Gmail جَمِيل ”.
- Some people don't befriend their parents on Facebook because they think it's too much privacy invasion. I can only understand this logic in case you're either a stripper or an escort.
- Medieval Times: During a profoundly bad epoch.
- Birder © : A premeditated killing of a feathered vertebrate.
- I pity the fool, but I thank him for the entertainment.
- The guy who invented Greco-Roman wrestling as we know it today must have been gay as a rainbow.
- Apparently in China conductors use a fork and knife to direct orchestras.
OLS REFLECTIONS TRE — The Mildly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS SEIS — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS DODICI — The Appeasingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS QUATORZE — The Mitigatingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS SIEBZEHN — The Peacefully Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS VENTI — The Quiescently Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS पच्चीस — The Soothingly Fun Ones
OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Fun Ones