Sunday, 7 September 2014

OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Fun Ones

  • Screw your social ladder. I choose to levitate.


I often think of coursing in the course of my coarse language course.


Gladitude: The outlook or stance of being pleased for being thankful.

  • He just had his first buy experience; it was Rich!

  • An orgasm a day or two keep the doctor away from you.


Naming your son ‘Gaylord’ in an English-speaking country is like naming him ‘Baheeg’ in an Arabic-speaking one.

  • The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette then took a shower.


Anyone still wondering what was the ‘that’ which Meat Loaf wouldn’t do in 1993?

  • Next time someone asks me what I do I’ll say I’m an existentialist-turned-transcendentalist. And wait for that face.

  • I’ve turned the page so many times in me life that I have a permanent paper cut on me finger.

  • Oh crap! Wanting to get to the bottom of things, I wrote a hard letter to Doodoo the Poo at the sewage company #2 behind the boulder by the dump. It stinks that they wouldn’t publishit at the local paper towel because it’s fecal matter. What a waste, man, oh what a waste


OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة 

OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones

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