Saturday, 28 March 2020

OLS Reflections 71 — The Frightfully Fun Ones



OLS Reflections 71 — The Frightfully Fun Ones

  • I knew of a girl whose brother worked for the second cousin of the neighbour of the latter’s redheaded buddy who went visiting a forest one afternoon in 1992 where he spotted a large number of trees. How uniquely spectacular that was that.

  • Every time someone tells me you’re overthinking it I overthink it.

  • Sometimes you need to get off your high horse and hop on your drunk unicorn.

  • If during the decade working for corporate you didn’t impress me enough when we first met, I’ve most likely made filter tips out of your business card. So Thank You, I guess.

  • The sex was so phenomenally wild last night, even the neighbours woke up smiling yet still shy to look into each other’s eyes.

  • Every time a clothes hanger with a non-rotating hook breaks in my hands I rejoice in pure ecstasy.

  • Did you know October is National Sarcastic Awareness Month? Now isn’t that a phenomenally useful bit of info!

  • I once sank into madness. Thankfully I remained alive when a purple tie-dye inflatable unicorn gave me a horn. Then my hand slipped when once again I lost my grip on reality. What not to say: I had let my mind wander and it never came back. 

  • What if Trump was, unbeknownst to him, channeling an apocalyptic event from the near future that is Covid-19 when he famously shared “Covfefe” with the entire world? 

  • I wonder if rats who feel stuck in a routine self-defeating life blame it on the “Human Race”. 


OLS Reflections 71 — The Frightfully Fun Ones



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OLS Reflections Sixty-Six — The Outrageously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Sessantadue — The Scandalously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 60 — The Sensationally Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 五十八 — The Shamelessly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Fifty-Six — The Notoriously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Dreiundfünfzig — The Playfully Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Cinquante-et-Un — The Corruptly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة

OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Fun Ones

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OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Fun Ones








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