OLS Reflections Dodici — The Appeasingly Unfun Ones

• Life is too short not to have an orgasm every day.

• The new generations will never experience the thrill of calling your crush at home and having the dad answer.


• I haven’t eaten a beer bacon cupcake in 37 years.

• Sometimes I like to have wild nights that leave me looking like a Picasso the next morning. 

• Spread the Love: Participate in Orgies. 

• I think there is a conspiracy from the bread companies to force us to always leave the loaf’s first two or three pieces of toast uneaten.

• You laugh because I’m different; I laugh because I’m different.

• The older I get, the less I give a fuck, the more I enjoy not giving a fuck.

• When you’re using someone’s bathroom and try to keep the toilet seat up but can’t because it keeps falling, you know you’re in a female-dominated household.

• I would never put my jacket on the ground for a girl to step on and not get her shoes dirty. If she can’t avoid or jump over a mud puddle then I’m sure not interested in that princess.
  
  
  
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