Wednesday, 1 October 2014

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones





  • Jokes about full stops are not funny, period.

  • Sometimes I feel like hugging certain people and say: “Getting laid (more often) could really help you.”


  • If your F.B relationship status is “It’s Complicated” then it’s probably time to move on.

  • I'm the friend your friends have to tell their friends about before we meet, probably as a friendly warning.


  • I find it strange that with all this technology new towels still cannot properly absorb water.

  • I’ve been around so much that I got dizzy then I got lost.

  • Seriously, McDonald’s sponsoring the World Cup is like Marlboro sponsoring lung cancer research.

  • Behind ANY man is a woman rolling her eyes.

  • “Taking a shit” is a bizarre expression. I usually leave one.

  • Hebdomadaire: Un chameau qui boit une fois par semaine.





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