OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Unfun Ones

As mentioned in the first article of the OLS Reflections series from 2014, the content will be divided into humorous and more serious. I hereby give you the first one in The Unfun sub-category. 

*Edit (May 2024):

Little did I know, ten years and 80 articles later the series and its younger jolly sibling will still be up and running. The latest is OLS Reflections 80 — The Flamboyantly Unfun Ones. 

• Screw your social ladder. I choose to levitate.

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I often think of coursing in the course of my coarse language course.

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Gladitude: The outlook or stance of being pleased for being thankful.




• He just had his first buy experience; it was Rich!

• An orgasm a day or two keep the doctor away from you.

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Naming your son ‘Gaylord’ in an English-speaking country is like naming him ‘Baheeg’ in an Arabic-speaking one.




• The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette then took a shower.

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Anyone still wondering what was the ‘that’ which Meat Loaf wouldn’t do in 1993?

• Next time someone asks me what I do I’ll say I’m an existentialist-turned-transcendentalist. And wait for that face.




• I’ve turned the page so many times in me life that I have a permanent paper cut on me finger.




• Oh crap! I wrote a hard letter to Doodoo the Poo at the sewage company #2 behind the boulder by the dump, wanting to get to the bottom of things. It stinks they wouldn’t publishit at the local paper towel because it’s faecal matter. What a waste, man, oh what a waste.
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ALSO VIEW:

OLS Reflections Setenta e Cinco — The Dazzlingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Settantatre — The Flagrantly Unfun Ones

 

OLS Reflections 71 — The Frightfully Unfun Ones

 

OLS Reflections Sixty-Six — The Outrageously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Sessantadue — The Scandalously Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 60 — The Sensationally Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 五十八 — The Shamelessly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Fifty-Six — The Notoriously Unfun Ones

 

OLS Reflections Dreiundfünfzig — The Playfully Unfun Ones

 

OLS Reflections Cinquante-et-Un — The Corruptly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة 

OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Dodici — The Appeasingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Unfun Ones