Wednesday, 9 May 2018

Words I Made Up — The Fifteenth




After The Fourteenth, here come the newborns...

  • Purgian (n): Someone who gets rid of their Iranian rugs and carpets.

  • Budsget (n): Money saved for and/or spent on weed.

  • Fununfair (n): A carnival at which goers can only watch others amuse themselves by riding machines and playing games without being allowed to do the same.

  • Concierge (n): A fake, deceptive wax candle commonly used for religious ceremony.

  • Sir Lanocelot (n): Name of the legendary wild cat that belonged to King Arthur.

  • Kintucky (proper noun): A state where everybody is related.

  • Buddhapest (proper noun): A city inhabited solely by enlightened insects. 

  • Dienamite (n): Lethal explosives.

  • Connunciation (n): When you mean one word but utter its opposite.

  • Dyeabetes (n): A disease in which the increased sugar level in the blood requires a certain colourant to return to its normal levels.


“But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.” 

— George Orwell

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