Wednesday 19 August 2015

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones



OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul


Exactly one year later, I give you list-article number 20 from the OLS Reflections...


  • Jalapeñonated: Being so assertive and dogmatic in one's opinions that your face turns red and you start sweating and tearing.

  • Square toilet seats for round buttocks are like pizza boxes for pizzas. They may fit but that’s not it.

  • Besturbing: Causing anxiety and worry in the most excellent, outstanding way.

  • StaYin Yang ☯

  • Have you tried McDonald’s new seizure salad? You'd butter not.

  • According to recent studies, intelligent people use more curse words than smart-arse mumfuckers.

  • Victoria’s secret is that she’s a starving 11-year-old model. 

  • Xgeva, Xanax, Xtandi, Xalkori, Effexor, Dexedrine, Benzedrex, Subutex, Suboxone, Desoxyn, Zaltrap, Zyprexa, Zykadia, Zelboraf, Zyrtec, Zytiga, Zestril, Zocor, Zantac, Zoloft, Zyban, Otezla, Benzedrine. Pharmaceutical companies choose to add the letters ‘X’ and ‘Z’ to the names of their meds so that we find them compleX and believe they know what they’re talking about.


     
  •  مُختَرِع الأوهو كان أمير من اللاذقية. أمه كان اسمها ست الكللة وأبوه كان هاري نفسه سكوتش

  • Some folks hear voices. Some see invisible people. Some can taste music. Others can smell colours. And then there are those who have no imagination whatsoever.

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones by Omar Cherif, One Lucky Soul
Renowned photographer and fun spirit David Healey doing his thing at the
Venice Beach Drum Circle



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OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة 

OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Dodici — The Appeasingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Unfun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Unfun Ones
 
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