Wednesday, 19 August 2015

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Fun Ones



“Moon Shadow”

Exactly one year later, I give you number 20 of the OLS Reflections...


  • Jalapeñonated: Being so assertive and dogmatic in one's opinions that your face turns red and you start sweating and tearing.

  • Square toilet seats for round buttocks are like pizza boxes for pizzas. They may fit but that’s not it.

  • Besturbing: Causing anxiety and worry in the most excellent, outstanding way.

  • StaYin Yang ☯

  • Have you tried McDonald’s new seizure salad? You'd butter not.

  • Recent studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than smart-arse mumfuckers.

  • Victoria’s secret is that she’s a starving 11-year-old model. 

  • Xgeva, Xanax, Xtandi, Xalkori, Effexor, Zaltrap, Zyprexa, Zykadia, Zelboraf, Zyrtec, Zytiga, Zestril, Zocor, Zantac, Zoloft, Zyban, Otezla. Pharmaceutical companies choose to add the letters ‘X’ and ‘Z’ to the names of their meds so that we find them compleX and believe they know what they're talking about.

     
  •  مُختَرِع الأوهو كان أمير من اللاذقية. أمه كان اسمها ست الكللة وأبوه كان هاري نفسه سكوتش

  • Some folks hear voices. Some see invisible people. Some can taste music. Others can smell colours. And then there are those who have no imagination whatsoever.

David Healey doing his thing at the Venice Beach Drum Circle




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