- Life is too short not to have an orgasm every day.
- The new generations will never experience the thrill of calling your crush at home and having the dad answer.
- I haven't eaten a beer bacon cupcake in 37 years.
- Sometimes I like to have wild nights that leave me looking like a Picasso the next morning.
- Spread the Love: Participate in Orgies.
- I think there is a conspiracy from the bread companies to force us to always leave the loaf’s first two or three pieces of toast uneaten.
- You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because I'm different.
- The older I get, the less I give a fuck, the more I enjoy not giving a fuck.
- When you’re using someone's bathroom and try to keep the toilet seat up but can't because it keeps falling, you know you're in a female-dominated household.
- I would never put my jacket on the ground for a girl to step on and not get her shoes dirty. If she can’t avoid or jump over a mud puddle then I’m sure not interested in that princess.
OLS REFLECTIONS TRE — The Mildly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS SEIS — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS Девять — The Pacifyingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS QUATORZE — The Mitigatingly Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS SIEBZEHN — The Peacefully Fun Ones
OLS REFLECTIONS VENTI — The Quiescently Fun One
OLS REFLECTIONS पच्चीस — The Soothingly Fun Ones
OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Fun Ones