Tuesday, 7 April 2015

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Fun Ones




  • Should the fact that we cut down trees using axe handles made of wood be called irony or woody?


  • He just had his first buy experience; it was Rich! 

  • Misplaced commas are utterly, egregious.

  • Once in 1997 I let my mind wander. It never came back.

  • On D-Day there were plenty of booby traps. On Double D-Day there were just boobies. 

  • Sometimes I use big, fancy words I don’t fully understand to appear like a cathartic sesquipedalian snollygoster.

  • I once took LSD in the clinic of a submarine. There was no periscope or stethoscope, but hey, it was all kaleidoscope.

  • Life is too short not to have an orgasm everyday. 

  • The skeleton goes to parties alone because he has no body to go with. Being bad to the bone, it doesn’t really get under his skin.

  • I went to a massage parlour and asked for a happy ending. They gave me an Annie DVD.

ALSO VIEW:


OLS Reflections 64 — The Dangerously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Sessantadue — The Scandalously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 60 — The Sensationally Fun Ones

OLS Reflections 五十八 — The Shamelessly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Fifty-Six — The Notoriously Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Dreiundfünfzig — The Playfully Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Cinquante-et-Un — The Corruptly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Fun Ones
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