Tuesday, 7 April 2015

OLS Reflections Quatorze — The Mitigatingly Fun Ones




  • Should the fact that we cut down trees using axe handles made of wood be called irony or woody?


  • He just had his first buy experience; it was Rich! 

  • Misplaced commas are utterly, egregious.

  • Once in 1997 I let my mind wander. It never came back.

  • On D-Day there were plenty of booby traps. On Double D-Day there were just boobies. 

  • Sometimes I use big, fancy words I don’t fully understand to appear like a cathartic sesquipedalian snollygoster.

  • I once took LSD in the clinic of a submarine. There was no periscope or stethoscope, but hey, it was all kaleidoscope.

  • Life is too short not to have an orgasm everyday. 

  • The skeleton goes to parties alone because he has no body to go with. But he’s bad to the bone, so of corpse he makes no bones about it as it doesn’t get under his skin.    

  • I went to a massage parlour and asked for a happy ending. They gave me an Annie DVD.

ALSO VIEW:


 
 
OLS Reflections 36 — الطبعة العربية المرحة 

OLS Reflections Treinta y Seis — The Wickedly Fun Ones
OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition

OLS Reflections — Facebook Edition Deux

OLS Reflections ثمانية وعشرون — The Tranquilisingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections पच्चीस — The Soothingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Venti — The Quiescently Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Siebzehn — The Peacefully Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Девять — The Pacifyingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Seis — The Mollifyingly Fun Ones

OLS Reflections Tre — The Mildly Fun Ones
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