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One night around his 21st birthday, my buddy was home when his friend M passed by with a woman who seemed to be a few years older. They first went to the balcony and made out, then M left the young woman with the guy who happened to be high as a kite.
The light was dim when they began making out on the bed. A few minutes later they were in full swing, though she kept a large gown-like robe on. My buddy then heard her say: “Baby.” He thought it’s a little bizarre since she doesn’t look that westernised, but didn’t think much of it and kept going.
A couple of minutes later she says it again: “Baby, Baby.” She then repositioned herself on top of him and kept bouncing. While he really was out of it, but from what he remembers the sex was quite steamy.
He woke up the next day with the woman in his bed. Looking around the room, he saw a big handbag nearby. At some point, the woman got up and all of a sudden he finally sees it: She has an inflamed belly like she was pregnant. She confirmed his doubts by saying that she’s nine months pregnant and expecting the baby anytime! Wha?!
The dude was utterly shocked. He didn’t really swallow the whole things until she opened that handbag to show him that it’s full of baby clothes — little towels and little socks and little everything. Because, it is due anytime. Waow: A one-night stand with a delivering mother. Now that was a first; but also in general it is one hell of a rare experience if we think about it.
Obviously the guy didn’t want anything to do with this.
What if her water breaks now and everybody finds out there is a stranger woman giving birth at his place?
This is when “baby, baby” made sense. She meant to slow him down since there is a BABY in her belly. That is why she changed positions since it must have been more comfortable. But of course at the time the idea was so inconceivable, that her meaning having an actual baby inside her wasn’t just the last thing on his mind, it wasn’t even in the vicinity.
The mother-to-be then said she was hungry, since she’s eating for two. Yeah, so very sweet! My buddy felt he had to feed her so he ordered some food. Once done with the meal, he said he had stuff to do and kindly bid her — or them — farewell. Pfff.
About a year later he one day heard some knocking on his door. Guess who it was? This time she was not pregnant. Shortly after he let her in, apparently she was insisting on not using a condom. Knowing her history, it sounded suspicious and he declined to carry on further. Maybe she wanted another child. Ha.
This remains one of his weirdest erotic encounters.
Until the next adventure of my incognito friend.
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