Sunday, 21 January 2018

Words I Made Up — The Thirteenth

  • Bwitch (n): An overbearingly unpleasant sorceress.

  • Jill-Babs (name): A feminine given name common between traditional Arab immigrants who adhere to a certain religious dress code.

  • Paul Vault (n): A track and field sport in which people named Paul use a long, flexible post to jump over a horizontal bar.

  • Paul Volt (n): A sport in which people named Paul jump in a sudden motion after being electrocuted. 

  • Pantsylvania (n): A northeastern U.S state where everyone wears trousers at all times.

  • Cardadad (n): Spice made from the seeds of several plants in the ginger family solely used by fathers who cook. 

  • Dysfunkional (adj): Unable to deal or operate adequately unless listening to a style of rhythmic dance music of African American origin based on elements of soul, jazz, and R&B.

  • Trendscend (v): To go beyond or surpass all fashions and styles.

  • Feettuccini (n): Egg and flour pasta made flat by stepping on it.

  • Bae leaves (n): Aromatic leaves of several plants used by young people when cooking for their boyfriends or girlfriends.

“Don’t gobblefunk around with words.”
― Roald Dahl


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