One Lucky Soul: Words I Made Up

Wednesday 21 December 2016

Words I Made Up — The Sixquel

Following through with the Words I Made Up series, this is number six.

Tittylate: Arouse or stimulate a woman’s boobs.

Boredwalk: A walkway or promenade, typically along a beach, where people who lack interest go to unoccupy themselves.

Attribeauty: The quality or feature of being pleasing and attractive.

Entitty: A being or life form with a divinely perfect set of boobs.

Artychoke: Strangling someone in a stylish manner.

To Yo: Like Fro Yo but it’s mainly eaten on the go while heading somewhere.

Dartagnan: One of the Three Musketeers who had a secret, and rather odd, habit of throwing small missiles at circular boards fixed to the wall.

Felicitation: A quotation from a book, or author, expressing congratulations or praise for an achievement.

Go-bro: Action cameras specialised in capturing the stupidity of male friends; it has a “Bro-mo” setting which allows it to film the times when the guys drink too much and start acting slow.

Adepth*: Someone who is skilled and proficient at digging profoundly deeper than the rest.

*Adepth has a twin brother, Adeep: An Arab author or scholar who likes to dig further than the rest — see The Seventhquel. However, they were separated at birth, resulting in Adeep being brought up in the Arab world while Adepth was taken to the West. True story, Brah.

“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language. And next year’s words
await another voice.”
― T. S. Eliot