Friday, 22 July 2016

Words I Made Up — The Fourquel

After Words I Made Up, The Sequel, and The Threequel, I’m happy to share the fourth sibling.

  • Catsigate (v): When felines criticise someone or something in a severe manner.

  • Masperturbation (n): Anxiety and mental uneasiness due to lack of masturbation.

  • Whorechata (n): A milky beverage made of ground almonds, sesame seeds, rice and barley, which is favoured by prostitutes.

  • Debrief (v): The act of taking off underwear while sharing important information.

  • Déjà tue (n): The feeling that you’ve killed this person before. 

  • Granula Bar (n): A small compact form of rolled oats mixed with dried fruit, nuts, brown sugar or honey.

  • Dramaphone (n): Apparatus intended for reproducing whining sounds. 

  • Uconoclast (n): A person who accuses others of attacking their cherished beliefs or the institutions to which they belong, generally used as a comeback after first being accused of the same thing.

  • Hamstering (v): Crippling a burrowing rodent by cutting off the tendons at the back of its knees.

  • Complacenta (n): Organ found in some pregnant mammals, which nourishes and maintains the foetus until it starts feeling somewhat smug and conceited.

“Some people have a way with words, and other people... oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin


Words I Made Up

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