Failure Of The Elders

 I'm wondering if the army personnel seen using video cameras, filming the peaceful student protestors coming out of Ein Shams University took this new idea or advice from Uncle Sam and his anti-Occupy officers who were almost always geared with handy cams. When you've been yearly taking $ 1.3 billion for the last 30 years, it's quite obvious who's doing the listening in the equation. Pressure is heating up in the streets of Egypt those last few days after a myriad of videos of the army using extreme barbaric violence against young men and women have been shared all over global media. A few females' later testimony, including a doctor, clearly showed how twisted and inhuman the mentality of the USSR state police has reached under the military rule. It was an Interior Ministry characteristic first but somehow SCAF were successful in passing on the sick behavior to the army and forced them to clash with their own people. The whole philosophy and psychology behind "We are above the law and the people should be scared from us" have come to an end after Jan 25 and the fear that has been breeding for decades is miraculously gone forever.

 

Fueled with anger and hope for a better tomorrow, women of Egypt are organizing daily marches condemning the brutality seen lately on the famous video of the girl who got wickedly assaulted with batons and boots while being pulled from her clothes, showing the whole world her upper body in a blue bra. Along with Anti-SCAF chants, they are saying it loud and clear: "The women of Egypt are a red line." A pure and optimistic reminder that those are the descendants of Hoda Shaarawy, the historical feminist who heroically stood against the British rule in Egypt in the early 1900's when the average woman was left uneducated and hidden inside Harems , behind mashrabiyas or under face veils. She also founded and became the first president of the Egyptian Feminist Union in 1923 and publicly removed her veil in Cairo railroad station as a daring act of defiance in that same year.

When the old mentality in power gets terrified as we have all seen during the 18 days succeeding Jan 25, their reactions are slowed down and they get desperate. Recently, the Security Council Of Armed Forces (SCAF) have unusually published 4 Communiqués in just 5 days. Starting with #89 which was an edited footage of a person setting fire to The Institute of Egypt, a research center built by Napoleon Bonaparte 200 years ago which served as a library of rare books and publications, and claiming he is one of the protestors who want to "burn Egypt." Then, they had the guts to add a self production interview with a few teenagers confessing the whole crime on National TV, forgetting to comment about 11 protesters shot in cold blood during the same events! Apparently they were not even smart enough to edit the background sound of another screaming teenage detainee during the same interviews. The 21st century media, Youtube and all the phone cams make lying and deceiving an almost impossible job.

 

The martyrs included Shekh Emad Effat a respectable scholar in Al Azhar, Alaa Abdel Hadi, a medical student in his 5th year and Mohamed Mostafa, an engineering student and a tennis player in the Egyptian national team. SCAF with its full control over its corrupt media have been trying hard to demonize the revolutionaries in order to win the side of the silent majority and they did succeed to a certain extent. Calling anyone who disagrees an "enemy of the state" and accusing them of being funded by outsiders. First with movements like "Kefaya" then with "6th of April" then individually with prominent figures like Alaa El Aswany, Amr Hamzawy, even El Leithy and his driver who was allegedly tortured and forced to confess an imaginary crime. Luckily, they all fought back and the truth can only be hidden for so long.

 

Watching an injured Sheikh's testimony, he said that during the Parliament clashes the armed forces were shouting that they were told to either kill or be killed, making some sense to the extreme cruelty of the violence used. This reminded me of a documentary I watched once about Nazi officers much later after World War II and the interviewer asked: How could you look at a child and just shoot? Wiping a running tear, the old officer said: "We were told that if we don't do this to them (the Jews) they will do this to us." Hitler and his troops conquered the world with this mentality by the way. I'm wondering how many documentaries will our children watch and say: What!? They did all that?! These are the history books of the future and this generation  will never cease. They even replied to the SCAF video with 127 different footage condemning them in crimes against humanity.

 

I also wonder if SCAF acknowledge that every time one of them goes out in public and lies or says a disgraceful comment such as burning the protesters in Hitler's ovens, he automatically becomes a burnt card. Is that why they try different members every time they are forced to make a public statement? Different faces but Pinocchio's nose seems to be a widespread and contagious disease among those 19 grand pa generals. I mean, if the ones who were shamelessly defending themselves in Maspiro with Mona El Shazly and Ibrahim Eissa on TV are different than the one with the finger threat and the latest "Emara" is different than their referendum law wizard, then i'm sure they have a synchronized rotation. I tend to believe that seeing their master of 20 + years toppled and behind bars got them all a little coocoo, especially Tantawy, who has been Mubarak's close aid along with Omar Suleiman (still free as a bird and evilly active behind closed doors) for as long as many of us remember.

 

Just like letting Mubarak stay after the "Camel attack" on Feb. 2nd was totally refused, the whole idea of their "safe exist" is again a very late option. Blood was spilled and there is no turning back from retaliation. Some already believe that without guaranteeing that safe au revoir, they will burn the country to the ground to keep clinging to the power they are holding so dearly. Exactly after 1 year from the day that all Tahrir squares welcomed the army tanks with flowers and friendly chants after the retreat of the broken and expired police forces, all trust in SCAF has gone up in smoke. From day 1, some including myself were against the whole notion that a toppled president has the authority to pass on the power to his own officers under a cancelled constitutional referendum. I'm sure him too was looking for that safe exit and until this day, i think he got it somehow. It just didn't make sense that the same people who were part of the corruption for decades are the ones who will detoxify the nation and take it to the promise land after a revolution that took place to get rid of the old regime; them included! What sane person will ever put himself in jail, knowing that their dark involvement in the debauchery is worth billions and many, many years in prison. Same goes with the police, the ministers, the high officials, the media people and the university deans who all had to get a security check pass from "Amn El Dawla" or the State Security Investigations Service, before they were hired. For everyone had to be controlled in a way or another, they sure did not want any free thinkers.

 

Other signs of this state of drunken confusion towering over the heads of SCAF generals are shown in their following communiqués. One is stating that they are sorry about the latest events involving women. Their old school, military minds cannot confess or even apologize and the whole message has not been accepted by Egyptian women who were already protesting in the streets.

 

The next message from SCAF just 1 day later was the usual scaring tactics and throwing the blame on "foreign hands" and "invisible fingers" who want to destruct and burn Egypt. And finally, 20 hours later, they send yet another senseless message. There was also news about starting the parliament on the 23rd of Jan. Yes, 2 days before just like those Thursday nights when they would come out with a message to weaken the intensity of the Friday million man march or "millioneya." Always too late.

 

Talking about personal vendetta, SCAF have made it impossible to turn a blind eye to their idea of a joke in managing the country, even those who once said let's give Mubarak his last 6 months are smelling the 1-year old crystal clear failure. They have already targeted Sheikhs, women, students, Christians, teenagers and even a few friends of mine, and their haters' list is growing by the day. With 60% of the Egyptian population under the age of 30, I think it's only wise to start digesting that you can never stop young people with a dream, even with all the arms of the world. With January 25th just a few weeks from now, I can only remember the title of the poem by Abdel Rahman El Abnudy: "It's time for you to go, country of old." 

 How late are they going to be this time?

A Few Meaningful Ones

Creativity is a blessing.

That fat arm that made you look naked

Playing with the sun

Dog's best friends

Raw Accidents [Videos]

Once again, the luxury of having cameras all around us today pays off sometimes. On average, the London, UK resident is filmed about 300 times. And with 4.2 million security cameras, a.k.a CCTV as they are named, there is 1 for every 15 individuals. Yes, the world police is playing Big Brother from Orwell's masterpiece 1984. They must have read the book.

The following videos, however, are not from security cameras. But are some lean mean accidents with machines caught by people. No special effects, no make up, no sound engineering, and nothing is fake. That is precisely why I have a ‘thing’ for such gruesome sights as I have once mentioned — a sort of joyous fetish if I may call it. And I know I'm not alone.

The football accident is a sincere illustration of said obsession. This internal fiery train running up the spine while watching the leg break in half, unconsciously forcing you to either look away, or make a two-second face as if you're the one who had been hurt. After all, bone-breaking is not something we see everyday.

Wondering why the Saudis are not wearing their seat belts. If you're wild enough to put on a car show for your friends who are so eager to capture your stupidity on cam, you might as well not die along.

The third CNN clip on YouTube has the title 50 Illegal Immigrants while the same video uploaded by someone else says 28. Though I counted 23. Apparently, they were some still stuck in the vehicle. Poor folks. The nachos were spilled inside the van and the señor driver lost control. Or so it goes.

I couldn't help but notice one of the YouTube comments:

“You have to be the lowest in America to be afraid of someone without documents not speaking the language to take your job. Your have to be basically a caveman. The ignorance usually blind common sense. This van situation it's indeed gracious how 20 individuals can fit in a such small vehicle. The poor, uneducated typical American has nightmares about a poor laborer trying to take his dirty job... How sad is that!
The rich American keeps it low profile, they know they need a hand to watch their.”

independentconceptz

Mr., Ms. or Mrs. Indepenentconcpetz here is replying to a comment by a racist douche bag. And for that I salute you, and I might as well bow to your mental clarity. I went on YouTube and bowed for real.

The following videos are extra treats.

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When The Puppies Ate The “Chocolate”

Ever since I was a kid storytelling had always been a source of great joy. Later, the passion was complemented by a love for languages and a way with words. When I started One Lucky Soul, this blog, right after moving to Toronto everything was new to me and I had no idea what to write about or who I was “speaking to”. So when the puppies ate the smokable “chocolate”, I thought why not share the merry story with the virtual world.

The following article is the first original writing post on the blog, straight from the depths of the OLS Archives from August 2011. Enjoint...



DAY 1


Yesterday the eight-months-old King Charles Cavalier puppy ate the last piece of smokable “chocolate” I was keeping to enjoy after a long day. It must have fallen at some point around the house, but I didn't see it and kept looking like a mad man, a certified one — not believing that I really lost my last chunk. And it's quite rare up here in Canada.

When I finally headed to the kitchen, I noticed how the female pup was the only dog out of the four who wasn’t moving towards me in excitement as they all religiously do during dinner time. But instead, she had her butt on the floor and looking at me in some kind of daze. So I figured that she might had eaten the “chocolate”.

After more observation, I notice that the poor pup couldn’t really stand. She looked as though she was hammered, which may seem amusing for an instant. Yet, one couldn’t help but feel a tad bad for her and wonder what’s happening to her little mind. The thing is that she is a runt and smaller than average.

Her in a much more sober moment

However, this wasn’t the first time the loca bitch ingests some cannabis. A few months back, she ate two Mary Jane Js while she was being taken care of by my ex-partner’s colleague and had to be taken to the hospital. So in only eight months, this K9 pup stoner already has some highstory. 

Knowing that this piece was quite small, I wasn’t too worried, unlike the ex.

After all, the young dog of a dear friend of mine once ate a quarter of a coin of hash — a coin in the Arab World is from 4 to 4.5 g —and a few hours later he was fine. Though my friend called the vet who recommended Flagyl, also known as Metronidazole, which is a multi-purpose antibiotic often used in the treatment of dogs. 

As for us, we just kept the puppy close for the night. I couldn’t help but to keep looking at her stoney face with certain envy. I was the one who was supposed to be looking like that!



DAY 2


The pup woke up fine and the day went on until food time. Once in the kitchen, it was the male King Charles puppy who wasn’t approaching his food like he always does; in fact, he’s usually in such a hurry, that I need to calm him down before he starts his speed feeding. But today he had that familiar look. Aha. He actually looked pretty much like his sister just 24 hours ago.

WTF! Is it contagious? Did he find another piece today? Did he eat some greens? Hm, gotta be sure. In a matter of 30 seconds I knew he was intoxicated.

The one and only logical explanation is that his sister must have vomited the ‘piece’ and he ate it.

Bingo, inspector Clouseau. 


Speaking of, Animals Getting High: Weird Nature ― Peculiar Potions [Documentary] is another article that followed some years later. Funny Drug-Related Stories, its sequel Funny Drug-Related Stories 2, and Placebo Effect & The LSD Prank are three more.

Sober moment for the boy

So for the second night in a row we’re baby sitting a stoned pup. Before bedtime I took the boy out for a walk to get some fresh air. Since it works with paranoid humans, it might as well work with dogs.

When the pup finally pooped, I took a fallen leave and broke the stuff with sincere precision, trying to find any solid bit. I felt as though I was chopping some cocaine with a green credit card. However, there was nothing...yet. Like his sister, it will probably take half a day to a day to come out. 

Once done with the poop inspection, I hoped that no one from the neighbours had seen me mid action: The guy had totally lost his mind and now he’s snorting lines of dog poop on the pavement.


This time it was the boi who spent the night on the bed.
 While trying to sleep, I wondered if this will be an ongoing process: Maybe he’ll puke the “chocolate” tomorrow and his sister will swallow it again, get dopey for a while, and then puke it once more only to be re-eaten by him again...and so on. 

Well what about me? It was my piece after all and I’m the only one who didn’t end up with droopy, nodding eyes.


Damn you, Hippy Dippy Dogs.




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Out-of-Body Experience and Ego Death on a “Heroic Dose” of Mushrooms

Placebo Effect & The LSD Prank

A Dollar & Thirty Four Cents in Me Pocket and Feeling Fine 

The Ashram Sweeper Who Blocked Me on Facebook

The Bloke Who Thought I’m Too Much of an Alpha Male

The Girl Who Wouldn’t Share Toilet Paper

The Spell of the Topless Redhead 

The Night We Turned ‘Beast Mode’ On

The Night I Became a Stripper

The Day I Became Bill Gate’s Elevator Boy

The Joy of Being a Wanderer and the Credit Card Number

I Kissed a Grandma... and I Liked It
 

WTF?!@#$%^* Two [Videos]

Viewer discretion is advised due to some of the graphic nature of the videos, especially the last one. So if you're easily disturbed, simple leave and check the many other articles on the blog or the entire Internet.


I first tried tracking the following footage, but couldn't find its source. Yes that's what I do: I post bizarre untraceable videos on the blog then research their origin. I really think I should start getting paid for that.

Then, the MacGyver in me watched it again and read “Groland” and with a finger touch I found that it's a French humour video site. BINGO! Gotta love Google. They seem to have all the answers of the Universe, and most of the questions are already right there in the search engines. I bow to Google. 


Also in the same series there is WTF?!@#$%^* Three and WTF?!@#$%^* Four.

 1

The Japs are kinky in their own way. I think their seclusion for many centuries then the WWII disastrous napalm defeat had palpable and serious effects on their culture and personalities. Lots of their porn scrambles the genitals as if it really matters. Uhm...well yes it does matter and it sucks.

What else can be found in Japan? A whole lot of oddities. Cuddle cafes. Robot restaurants. Subway chin-rests. The casual Face masks. Super umbrellas. Bathroom slippers. Automated super-duper toilets equipped with remote controls to heat the seat, play music, and to wash and dry the asses. And square watermelons.

2

The Land of the rising sun is also the land of anime, hentai, and vending machines selling used schoolgirls' panties. Well supposedly there are no more Burusera (ブルセラ), or used panties machines, but to have applied such an idea at some point in time tells us something about Japanese perversion.

What is shown here in the footage is called Tamakeri (玉蹴り), literally meaning Ball Kicking. It is a sexual fetish and subgenre of pornography within which a man's testicles are abused. Originating in Japan, it has now spread all over the world where it is commonly known as BallBusting — or BB for short.

According to a half Japanese cousin who lived there all her life before leaving for university, the population is somewhat repressed and similar to the Middle East in terms of family values, customs, and traditions. Unlike Middle Eastern folks, those also work like mad. As a result, they find gratification in underground sex, fetishes, odd games, and sushi. The above video may be a proper illustration.

Apart from all that, we cannot ignore what the Japs have done in a little over 50 years in terms of advancement and research. I mean these people were nuked not once but twice! Aye. And look at them today, freaky as ever.

3

This Arab dad probably deserved it. You don't mix children and weapons, especially loaded ones. And I mean guns.

4

Finally, male circumcision in African tribes. A close friend turned his head away while I was showing him this gentle footage. He said “I have a son now”. That pansy recently just got another boy to be the proud papa of three lovely kiddos. Congratulations, Bops.



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Following WTF?!@#$%^* Two and WTF?!@#$%^* Three, here is the new one. 

At least in the photo below they are all companions in the peculiarity like brothers in arms — or should I say brothers in balls. Imagine you put them down on the ground and just sit comfortably, like having a folding chair constantly attached to your torso.

I wonder how sex is affected. Does the mammoth size mean a huge container of sperm? If your balls are the size of a watermelon then your cum should perhaps fill a big water bottle of 1.5 liter. Consequently, the amount of time needed to fill the bottle would also be remarkable, something like four minutes and 14 seconds. I wonder if they are able to achieve orgasm with those unusual measurements. But if they did, it must be one hell of a show.

I have another clip that i wanted to add on here but sadly, it's pornographic. It's a man with 2 penises, not too sure about the "functionality" bit to be honest but looking at the female, they look like they're doing the double job just fine. As long as the girl doesn't keep reminding herself that she's sleeping with a Chernobyl reactor, she'll be feeling great because the guy was pumping her front and back door at the same time. Yes, he was using both his tools with the same pelvic movement and the female seemed happy. Maybe after using him in a few low-budget pornos, he'll have no other options but to join the Freaks Circus.


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Cool StumbleUponz

A few years ago, I decided that since I get so many e-mails of lots and lots of videos it would be fun to save them in one big and dandy file. One more side of me: The Collector. Over the years, I have collected stamps, coins, matches, small alcohol bottles, Harley Davidson Zippos, Coca Cola cans/bottles. "Why?!" Very few people dared to ask. Hmmm, well...I'm not too sure, I just did and it felt good. I remember a far distant childhood memory about a special attraction and fascination to most collections of stuff, and the example of "hammers" almost automatically comes to mind. I had a French alphabet little book and the M had a marteau with a drawing of a hammer. Seeing different versions later, also called hammers intrigued my 4 year old fresh mind, until I grasped the concept of grouping alike items in something called: Collection...With the french accent; a very familiar word while growing up. Somehow the idea amused me.

So having said that, the idea of collecting videos was actually quite catchy. Let alone the sharing capabilities that aren't available with all the non-digital possessions. The concept of sharing or displaying was very much related to its physical being, meaning you have to be there to see a specific collection or item. The cyber world has changed all that, and through a few clicks or "touch screen" the world is as far as your fingers can stretch, and the Universe is the limit. Kiddie porn is not cool so don't go there because you'll be traced and they'll come get you and you have to live with being a sex offender and you'll be marked online with address and picture for your whole neighborhood to see. Yes, a registered one. OK, so rephrasing; the Universe's the limit - (minus) the kiddie porn.


I love how Google suggestions are now becoming so useful, for me at least. I was out today and was using the urinals in the bathroom, and there were those cubes they put inside to deodorize and disinfect which made me automatically think of those flies they have all over their urinals in Amsterdam airport and around the city, probably in other countries around too, since a success story in one of Europe's nations rationally moves to another in a smart display of human adjustment and constant betterment. Anyways, I decided that I will research those flies and find out about the reason they exist. Even though I think I had a conversation about it before and already knew the reason. Less than 35 seconds on google and bam! To Reduce Spillage. How and Why not love Technology?

I've always been  full of questions. As a kid I would stare at a buildings and ask myself how many people are having sex right now or how many girls were masturbating, yes those were the hormonal teenage years when boys are constantly horny. Speaking of which, a friend told me that her 16-year old son made a pass on her 34 year old big-boobed blonde friend who's such a party animal that if a stranger offered her coke to blow from his unwashed asshole, she would gladly get her straw out, flip the guy over, sniff the powder and ask for more. Yes, I've trademarked this expression 10 years ago, it was exactly explaining who she was, and it took my friends' agreeing stamp. Yippy!


So, the number of videos downloaded and saved kept ridiculously growing and I always knew that I would want to use them somehow. Started a little with Facebook, I recently got 2 videos removed and received a couple of e-mails from the F.B peeps talking about copyright and how it might be an alleged video or audio copyright violation. And "if we are wrong then please click on this link" which didn't happen since of course the videos were not mine. Later, and with the blog coming up, I thought it would be a good place to share this bizarre variety. One of the main folders is called WTF! Where some people shoot themselves on cam, other about some Africans thrown in the fire by the village as some kind of punishment, a real special treat for the faint of heart. Oh, and a clip of a man being eaten by a lion in front of his own family during a safari. Oh, oh, and another involving a caged lion and a poor, poor man - or what's left from him.

In a tad bit more than a shiny Mediterranean nutshell, a wide variety of jaw-dropping footage
will be ready to be watched and enjoyed on this very blog. I'm still learning the abc doremi blogging know-how to figure out the best way to display all video categories in a simple, civilized manner.

OK, enough intro. Eggspect the unexpected, I say! I think I'm really enjoying this. Oh yeah, and I will be teaming them with my usual comments, experiences and personal theories, realizations, rambling, ranting and raving. Well, this is my virtual diary after all; my safe haven...my humble abode...ma joie de vivre, with no big brother watching over like those F.B suckers. Well, Big Brother is everywhere but I believe the freedom one has here is more than those social media sites.



Anyways, let's do this. Enjoy the videos and the rest of the stuff.

China So Big! [Videos]

China is training fish now, what's next? 1.4 billion people, a billion consists of one thousand million by the way and then add 400 million to that. Yes, this is Big Red China. The same China that blocked the word "Egypt" and "Revolution" from its search engines starting the end of January 2011 when things were getting heatedly uglier throughout Egypt and communication has been shut down by the old, stubborn regime before being toppled on Feb 11th.

The Great Firewall of China is, in fact, the nickname of their highly sophisticated internet-content filtering system. They actually have more than sixty Internet regulations. Can you imagine censoring the internet for 1.4 billion people in 2010? I can't really.

No wonder their communist authorities are afraid from their own people; a revolution in a country with such huge population would be crazy. Thinking about it got me dizzy. A mental image we only see in movies, when the camera shows endless lines, rows and columns of animated soldiers. An infinity of shortish Chinese soldiers ― all digitally identical.

I believe that if such a mammoth uprising took place for real the effects would be devastating. Because freeing yourself from all this control might very well need a whole lot of madness with cataclysmic blood shedding. There are so many Chinese in Canada and pretty much everywhere else. In Egypt, they go door to door visiting rural areas to sell matches and pens. I guess with this rate, there's a Chinese person everywhere, doing everything all the time.


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