One Lucky Soul: Words I Made Up

Omar Cherif in Dahab, Sinai, April 2023 - Words I Made Up — The Nineteenth, One Lucky Soul

Following a brief hiatus, here are ten new babies. Whenever the neologisms reach 200 words with the next list I will be compiling them all into a lighthearted book. Finally!

• Psychedelicatessen: Retail establishment that sells a selection of fine, exotic, or foreign ready-to-consume hallucinogens.

• Gondonzola: Light flat-bottomed rowing boat steered by blue-cheese-eating Italians.

• Wontonness: The state of creating deliberate and unrestrained reckless havoc after ingesting a type of Chinese dumpling.

• Twolip: Genus of plants that resembles a mouth.

• Lumberjackoff: Annoying, obnoxious person who cuts down trees just for the hell of it.

• Apocalithp: Catastrophic event involving the demise of all people who lisp.

• Aghastronomy: The practice or art of choosing, cooking, and eating horrifyingly shocking food.

• Birday: The anniversary of the day on which an egg hatches.

• Chez Nanigans: Restaurant where devious and mischievous activities take place.

• Gassassin: Someone who murders a prominent person by farting on them.

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