Words I Made Up — The Fourteenth

Following The Thirteenth, here are more newborns.

• Investigator (n): Ancient reptile with a highly-developed sense of money.
  
  Some dim-witted people may choose to define it as: Ancient reptile who wears a vest. But that clearly doesn’t make any sense since gators do not wear clothes. Humans! 

• Jewbilee (n): A notable anniversary of a certain Judaic event, especially one celebrating twenty-five or fifty years.

• Cheekyta (n): An impudent little girl.

• Dicktate (v): Give orders to one’s penis by speaking to it out loud.

• Jewpeter (n): A large planet, possibly in an alternate universe, where all inhabitants are Jewish men named Peter.

• Escaligator (n): Ancient reptile capable of using moving staircases.

• Briberry (n): A small roundish juicy fruit you offer someone as a gift to persuade them to act in your favour.

• Adolf Hit-her (n): Megalomaniac dictator who’s also a woman beater.

• Skateholder (n): A person with an interest or concern in roller skating, ice skating, and/or skateboarding, especially as a business.

• Cockytail (n): An alcoholic beverage that renders its drinker conceited and arrogant.
  

“Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite
horror of their reality.”
— Edgar Allan Poe

ALSO VIEW:

Words I Made Up — The Twenty First
 

Words I Made Up — The Twentieth

Words I Made Up — The Nineteenth

Words I Made Up — The Eighteenth

Words I Made Up — The Seventeenth

Words I Made Up — The Sixteenth
 
Words I Made Up — The Fifteenth

Words I Made Up — The Fourteenth

Words I Made Up — The Thirteenth

Words I Made Up — The Twelfthquel

Words I Made Up — The Eleventhquel

Words I Made Up — The Tenthquel

Words I Made Up — The Ninthquel

Words I Made Up — The Eightquel

Words I Made Up — The Seventhquel 

Words I Made Up — The Sixquel  

Words I Made Up — The Fifthquel

Words I Made Up — The Fourquel

Words I Made Up — The Threequel

Words I Made Up — The Sequel

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