Une Fatwa Translated

Translation from French to English:

An article in French discussing the fact that the Salafi sheikh Mohamed Hussein Yakoub was talking on "El Nas" channel about a fatwa dealing with pissing while standing up. Yakoub argued that since the prophet Mohamed only pissed once while standing up, we should all do it while sitting down! And, that all bathrooms should be changed so that Egyptians don't get dragged by western cultural invasion! The writer also notes that the absurd slogan of the self-promoting channel is "heaven through the small screen." Finally, he suggests that the next episode of Yakoub should discuss a more meaningful topic such as the status of thousands of Egyptians prisoners who are treated as slaves in Saudi Arabian prisons.