Following The Thirteenth, here are more newborns.
- Investigator (n): Ancient reptile with a highly-developed sense of money.
Some dim-witted people may choose to define it as: Ancient reptile who wears a vest. But that clearly doesn’t make any sense since gators do not wear clothes. Humans!
- Jewbilee (n): A notable anniversary of a certain Judaic event, especially one celebrating twenty-five or fifty years.
- Cheekyta (n): An impudent little girl.
- Dicktate (v): Give orders to one’s penis by speaking to it out loud.
- Jewpeter (n): A large planet, possibly in an alternate universe, where all inhabitants are Jewish men named Peter.
- Escaligator (n): Ancient reptile capable of using moving staircases.
- Briberry (n): A small roundish juicy fruit you offer someone as a gift to persuade them to act in your favour.
- Adolf Hit-her (n): A megalomaniac dictator who’s also a woman beater.
- Skateholder (n): A person with an interest or concern in roller skating, ice skating, and/or skateboarding, especially as a business.
- Cockytail (n): An alcoholic beverage that renders its drinker conceited and arrogant.
“Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite
horror of their reality.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
horror of their reality.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
ALSO VIEW:
Words I Made Up
Words I Made Up — The Sequel
Words I Made Up — The Threequel
Words I Made Up — The Fourquel
Words I Made Up — The Fifthquel
Words I Made Up — The Sixquel
Words I Made Up — The Seventhquel
Words I Made Up — The Eightquel
Words I Made Up — The Ninthquel
Words I Made Up — The Tenthquel
Words I Made Up — The Eleventhquel
Words I Made Up — The Twelfthquel
Words I Made Up — The Thirteenth
Words I Made Up — The Fifteenth
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